Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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