WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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