That's intense
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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