he puts the penis in happiness.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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