he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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