How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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