what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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