What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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