so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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