I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
