ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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