Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
