Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
