Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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