Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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