I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
