watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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