How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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