The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if only i could text you this smell
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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