Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
