belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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