Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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