Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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