Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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