i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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