I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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