i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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