I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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