Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
