Duck Duck Cougar?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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