can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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