My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
