matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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