i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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