it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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