your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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