this just has baby written all over it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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