This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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