is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He felt like a one man threesome
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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