It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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