Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She bit a glass in half.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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