Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
