I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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