I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Someone came in the potted fern
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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