Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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