birth control should be required to get into college
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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