Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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