Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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