But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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