Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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