So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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